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Hope Demotivational Poster


TAGS: hope you appreciate the effort
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

oldthrashbar - April 20, 2013, 8:30 pm
Just thought I would point out that this is not original material. Previous comments led me to believe that was important on this site. Thats why I'm mentioning it. Just saying. Still a funny joke though.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm
sorry only meant to post once
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm
In america thats a job well done
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:38 pm
In america thats a job well done
Bolverk37782 - July 7, 2011, 6:07 pm
Or in the UK use ASDA instead of Wal-Mart (their owned by the same tight gits)

TIME - keeps on slippin' into the future

TAGS: hope springs eternal
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:20 pm
As a person Jessica isn't an a** like Justin. She never said she was Kurt Cobain or Dean Martin.
rerun - March 9, 2013, 8:32 am

I have to agree with Preacher Man as well. Bieber will never be anything like the talented musicians he is mentioned with.
JesusWept - March 7, 2013, 8:49 am
I can hardly wait! 5 L's
FreeGunsForAll - January 21, 2012, 4:58 am
I heard a similar joke to this a few years ago, except it had Jessica Simpson (shame it didn't happen). 5L.
Rhovanmark - January 21, 2012, 1:59 am
I have to agree with Preacher Man. Jimi and Jim will rise from the grave to smite you for this.
Preacher Man - January 21, 2012, 1:24 am
Sorry, but putting Beiber on the same page as Hendrix and Morrison, whatever the context, is just sheer blasphemy. Still, 5L for envisioning a world without that baby-faced waste of space.
holymoly - January 20, 2012, 5:58 pm
Yesssss.... 5 doomed lions
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 5:29 pm
5 and 5 =10 (years to go)

HOPE - Time to FLUSH it down!!!

TAGS: obama politics hope liberals
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by David Dommel

Glenn Beck - August 19, 2009, 12:29 pm
Hey Sean--is that bunny your girlfriend???
MrRandom - August 13, 2009, 11:34 pm
Don't diss the Beck, he and fox are pretty much the reason Colbert and Stewart are so successful.
Sean - August 13, 2009, 11:26 pm
Last time you Yanks voted with yer a**es you ended up in two interminable wars. Love the three "!!!". You wouldn't be a nation of drama queens without you multiple exclamation marks. Or Glenn Beck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derek - August 13, 2009, 9:17 pm
Got to admit, this is the best of the anti-Obama posters. 5* ;-)
FTACHASER357 - August 13, 2009, 8:21 pm

STARS - The reason people stress out in life is because they stopped looking at the stars and seeing hopes and promises quantified as infinite.

REALITY - you don't get better you just melt away with time

TAGS: titanic ice hope failure hammy
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - September 12, 2011, 10:19 am
I have a lot of experience mate, you only have to make a better poster than the last one you made, and since you've made none, any attempt would be good. we all have posters we're not proud of, it's what we build on, good luck.
LeightonESmith - September 12, 2011, 7:14 am
I was going to attempt to "create" a motifake tonight. This has completely taken the wind out of my sails with it's sheer demotivating awesomeness.

HOPES AND DREAMS - Girl: One day I'm going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.


BIKE SEATS - Some Just Aren't Big Enough

TAGS: i hope there is a bike seat in this one
Rating: 2.9/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
pedal faster?
Krissie - March 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
um, wow..i dunno what I can say about this one.....
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well then, at least one of us feels better now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
Why would that make me feel better? all I feel is noxious.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
There's a reason she's the ex. And she wasn't like that when it was new. Plus I figured it'd make you feel better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:00 pm
Why would you admit that?
MO - March 8, 2010, 10:59 pm
My ex is actually bigger than this beast. So you guys should understand my reluctance to make a poster for todays challenge.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:37 am
I don't think this is what Queen had in mind when they wrote the Bicycle Song "4 badly bent training wheels"


SOLITUDE - A true blessing when you need it... A true curse when you do not...

TAGS: alone lonely depressed bored hopeless
Rating: 4.71/5

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coldinjected - July 6, 2011, 3:34 pm
Good poster. A lot of people around here dig the philosphy angle. I'm in it for the funny! Got any comedy in ya?
Wrathchild - July 6, 2011, 9:03 am
First poster. Sincere suggestions for improvement encouraged. Thanks for the opportunity to share.

LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Say goodbye to "Big Brother" cause now the government's your Mother!

TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 1:29 am
You think it high now, WAIT until it FREE!!
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:23 pm
Big V gets 5 lions for the obscure rock band reference. Well done, sir.
Big V - October 28, 2009, 8:37 am
Nice Scatterbrain reference there... I enjoyed it quite a bit.... and you Can mix funny and political.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:41 am
Already have. I don't discount your wit and brains by any means. Aside from periods of expression in the past, I prefer to never mix happy with politics and religion... both are guaranteed to ruin it.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:39 am
Not taken as an attack, bud. May I recommend reviewing my none political stuff (there are a few mixed in) and then hitting the politics when the mood strikes ya? Take care.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:34 am
Sorry, WTFO -- Not a personal attack... this just happened to be there when the mood hit. I get tired of the broken record that many are putting out. This is a fun place. Nobody's fault that I get my entertainment here.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:26 am
thought this cartoon was funny and motifake is where I vent. It's kinda my political soap box (as another of my posters points out).
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:24 am
I looked at the site out of respect for my VP. No pictures though. I agree that there are good and bad points to every POTUS. For example, I'm glad the Pres is keeping the wire ***ping, blocked the release of those abuse ph**os, kept rendition, etc. I
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:19 am
Enough already. If anything, I'm more to the right than you are on many issues, but there's never been an administration that didn't have good and bad points. This bashing is tiresome. Why motifake? Why not try directory.etalkinghead.com?

TRUST - Equal parts faith and hope that the universe is not about to screw you over.

IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin

TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really
Rating: 3.47/5

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Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:29 pm
Good one! Pour hope in one hand and bull**** in the other and see which one fills up ...5L
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 7:42 pm
Don't all politifakers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 7:37 pm
You put a lot of thought into this one. Eh, WTFO?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:34 pm
Please tell me you have a headache, f.s.?
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 5:54 pm
hes a communist. there is no hope and his plan of action is equivalent to beating your head with a hammer until the head ache goes away.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 10:42 pm
No argument with that, statement D. However, hope only gets you so far without a helpful plan of action.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 9:12 pm
He without hope is lost.

2012 - I don't subscribe to the belief that the world will end. I can still hope though.

TAGS: beginning hope of the end
Rating: 4.57/5

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TrueGrave - February 10, 2012, 8:05 pm
LOL It wasn't meant to be sad, that thought has nothing to do with the inspiration for the other posters.
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 7:30 pm
=P Even your funny ones are sad! =P


TAGS: thanksto the ph**ographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.

Hope -

TAGS: hope meaow tiger
Rating: 4.8/5

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kirill - January 31, 2014, 5:19 am
Thank you
Reality Lord - January 29, 2014, 7:36 am

very nice


TAGS: star wars a new hope
Rating: 4.77/5

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spacedog - July 19, 2010, 6:43 pm
Very nice. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 6:09 pm
Good one capn!


TAGS: false hope doesn t solve anything
Rating: 4.64/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2012, 10:57 am
Excellent poster Caveman. 5L
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 7:55 pm
It’s so nice to see a consecutive string of really good posters, this being one of ‘em.
Sho - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
That's a 5
mariand - July 29, 2012, 11:52 am
amsome...it makes me think about the reverse


TAGS: life death hope
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Sho

Airman - July 12, 2012, 10:41 am
this is amazing. Glad I sent it you. 5 big quacks
Sho - July 11, 2012, 8:29 pm
Credits goes to Airman for sharing this great quote


TAGS: hope sustain tightrope
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 2:36 pm
I like this
Reality Lord - October 15, 2011, 3:59 pm


F U T I L I T Y - When your life reaches this juncture.



TAGS: hope
Rating: 4.36/5

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TAGS: hopes dreams death
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sean - April 13, 2011, 7:05 pm
I just googled part of the text. I'm afraid this is somewhat less original than I thought. Ah well.


TAGS: give up on hope life
Rating: 4.81/5

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gas - February 9, 2012, 12:53 pm
lol I can see the cars passing behind at full speed, very ni5e
caveman - February 8, 2012, 11:54 pm
haha, I think i'll stick with the goal of becoming a sports journalist.....Superbowl here i come.
Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 11:28 pm
Have you con5idered giving Uni away?


FALSE HOPE - actually means REAL PAIN

TAGS: hope pain
Rating: 4.43/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:32 pm
This is good.
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 1:42 pm
Right on !

ESCHER - My favorite M.C.

TAGS: mc escher rapper hiphoper
Rating: 2.77/5

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Derek - July 26, 2009, 9:32 pm
A pity he didn't do any pictures of hammers :-P You know what the title would be then ;-)
Captain Douchebag - September 28, 2008, 11:50 am
I thought I told you to get out of here, Tube Steak. Don't make me get the lynch mob.
Tube Steak - September 28, 2008, 11:33 am
This is one of the original mind f***s.
Garrett - August 5, 2008, 4:40 pm
This is one of the coolest paintings ever(is it supposed to be a painting, cause last time I checked, it was).
John - June 8, 2008, 3:13 am
I feel a headache coming up.



TAGS: hopeless love dy2012
Rating: 4.65/5

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TheInfernalEmperor - June 7, 2012, 5:57 pm
hahaha, I wonder what's a filling meal, then, lol
Jenna3220 - June 6, 2012, 8:44 pm
Women - Your soul is merely a light snack.
TheInfernalEmperor - June 6, 2012, 6:54 pm
Oh, please, women don't truly love.... No woman has ever cried over a man and actually meant it
rerun - May 31, 2012, 8:27 pm

thanks for making them, welcome to the site.
dy2012 - May 31, 2012, 12:28 pm
thanks for loving my crafts mao and rerun!
maoworks2 - May 31, 2012, 11:16 am
Second That.
rerun - May 30, 2012, 8:03 pm



TAGS: hope praying life
Rating: 4.65/5

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pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 9:02 pm
Very nice. 5L's

ANIME - Who needs real friends when there is the internet?

Male or Female -

TAGS: common objects female male ph**ocopier last of the series hope you ve enjoyed them
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm a**uming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Why does that sound slightly ***ual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L

Hope -

TAGS: hope despair
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greeny - March 16, 2014, 10:21 am
N1 again




TAGS: hope pray afterlife life death
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greybeard - November 15, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes Ma'am. I believe I did but will double check and add it if I forgot. :)
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:16 am
Safe to a**ume you have already postred thisd at religifake? If not....what's the hold up sir?! ;)

HOPE - It's hard to let go of hope when it's the only thing you have

TAGS: hope
Rating: 4.74/5

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TAGS: give hope to the kitchenless
Rating: 4.67/5

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Sparrowgirl - June 13, 2010, 6:17 pm
nice 5L
pzykosiz - June 1, 2010, 12:06 am
a tad disturbed, but well made 5l's
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 11:23 pm
Snitches get glitches!
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 11:22 pm
Haters? In the motifake hood? lol My digital fo' fo' make sure all their kids don't grow. *click**click**bang**bang*
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 11:11 pm
I figured it was dark enough to get me the haters.
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 11:01 pm
lol That is too f***ing brilliant! 5/5
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:54 pm
Thanks, DSA... if only I could reach that level.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 9:43 pm
WOW...it's like you are channeling Sean! lol


POLAR BEAR MUNCHIES - Also happen to be crunchy

Pessimism -

Epic city -

TAGS: city ph**oshoped reality awesome wonder icon world tower building wow exist
Rating: 2.67/5

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BrokenEye - August 8, 2010, 9:51 pm
No. I don't like over-using of cliched landmarks, and this city over-uses the hell out of them.
TheAlternative - January 19, 2009, 6:45 am
Is this from a movie?




TAGS: relinquish love hope again liquid
Rating: 4.7/5

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holymoly - March 24, 2012, 12:56 pm
Another great poster LA. I just wanted to comment that you probably have the most reconizable style here. I've always loved your stuff



TAGS: hope
Rating: 3.55/5

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HOPE - At the moment, it may be unrealistic.

NEW HOPE - In a Galaxy far, far away.

HOPE - There's none left.

TAGS: nukes planet hope bombs war
Rating: 2/5

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Khatmonsuk - March 25, 2009, 7:09 am
Thanks...for what?
Bob Chin - March 20, 2009, 9:09 am
Thank you

personal letter -

TAGS: friend shame fear hope
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - July 2, 2013, 11:04 pm
Y’ain’t foolin’ nobody, Sho. You got stories behind the stories…nice try though.
Sho - July 2, 2013, 10:56 pm
Although I DO know a few stories lol. I'll squeeze in some time to write one soon. And thank you for the votes, glad you enjoyed it
Sho - July 2, 2013, 10:55 pm
im flattered guys, but I did not wrote this. can't take credit for someone else's work. Most of my stories/captions can be found on the internet IF you knew where to look and have the patience for it. Some are from talented friends that inspire me
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 10:23 pm
Stories thread open 24/7…no waiting (geezus, a Sho story…….Steven King, please step aside)
spacedog - July 2, 2013, 6:03 pm
I think you should write some short stories in the forum Sho. I think you'd be good at it. Then talk to Gary about putting it in print. 5L
Zetmonk - July 2, 2013, 11:59 am
Ah hell.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:17 am
lgvernon - July 1, 2013, 10:35 pm

Now I have to sleep with the light on!~

preparation -

TAGS: plant dream fear love hope
Rating: 5/5

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Zetmonk - October 14, 2013, 5:11 pm
Tell that to the d*** kid under the bed in the other poster. Still making me itch...
steve1961 - October 11, 2013, 4:23 am
I'm constantly impressed by how consistly great your posters are, Sho. Adding the ability to go light or dark just adds to the awesomeness. 5L
Sho - October 10, 2013, 9:31 pm
Yep, it's me :)
GaryO - October 10, 2013, 9:11 pm
Greeny - October 10, 2013, 8:30 pm
rerun - October 10, 2013, 7:51 pm


Be the island -

TAGS: hope adrift lost insane die
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 30, 2013, 10:49 pm
well, that was uplifting
Sho - June 30, 2013, 12:56 pm
GaryO - June 30, 2013, 12:20 pm
Shyt…and I was feelin’ so good about today. Will a damsel be involved in the ‘go insane’ part?...and if so, would she at least climb my ‘palm tree’?

Grey's Anatomy -

hope -

TAGS: hopes economy debts money poor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 26, 2013, 12:01 am
Thanks, I hoped it would come across that way.
Reality Lord - October 25, 2013, 4:05 pm

powerful priss...nice

consolation -

TAGS: hopes dreams
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - February 17, 2014, 3:57 pm
Greeny - February 17, 2014, 4:36 am
And 5L too.
Greeny - February 17, 2014, 4:35 am
What about dying? Hey wait, are you trolling?

Some nights... -

TAGS: church hell hope
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - August 24, 2013, 12:00 pm
So I can see you have a lot of faith in humanity :)
MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:43 am
Hey little...post this over at religifake too!
MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:42 am
Huh...all this time I thought those that got there before me were waiting for first dibs on the dinner theatre church production tickets!

manumit -

TAGS: death hope
Rating: 5/5

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A Kiss -

Kids -

TAGS: forum calendar hope
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 18, 2014, 5:32 pm
Yup That's The Way It Works .

Sage Advice -

TAGS: hope trust live learn marriage
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 19, 2014, 3:50 pm
Sage advice
MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:50 pm
You and Steve went for drinks last night and shared horror stories about the little women? Well same 5L advice I offered him probably would work for your situation too.

Hope -

Truth -

Dream Big -

TAGS: spectacular death aspiration hopes dreams
Rating: 4.89/5

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Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 8:03 pm
Thanks, Sho!
Sho - November 13, 2013, 9:36 pm
gorgeous style
Sho - November 13, 2013, 9:36 pm
gorgeous style


TAGS: strict sign enforcment ihopethefileworksthistime donk
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheOne - December 29, 2010, 1:24 pm
I'm pretty sure doesn't tho.
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 12:09 pm
Phew, it worked.


TAGS: hopefully no one had a camera
Rating: 4.82/5

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Reality Lord - August 10, 2010, 7:23 pm

beer....sprayed the monitor.lol. 5pop up tents dude.
GreyScorpion - August 10, 2010, 7:07 pm


Do you ever fall asleep -

TAGS: asleep hope wake this is my first ever ph**oshop in gimp are you proud of me momma
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - January 4, 2014, 6:16 pm
loving the dark style


TAGS: mind cloud hope
Rating: 4.71/5

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The pen is mightier than -

Hopelessness of Indifference -

IF YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH - You will see that every victory turns into a defeat

TAGS: too high hopes are lies
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sho - June 6, 2011, 1:38 pm
Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:34 pm

yup...n1 sho
crankyhead - June 5, 2011, 2:41 pm



TAGS: hope denial love
Rating: 4.44/5

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GaryO - March 28, 2013, 9:17 am
Dang, Sho. You just don’t stop rollin’. 5L of course

NAUSEA - OH GOD PLEASE NO let it be anything but that oh shit...



TAGS: finland dating hope love
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - March 8, 2011, 7:46 pm
I've got so many more that are actually offensive. I'm having trouble determining what part of this is bad. I don't care... but I'm intrigued.
spacedog - March 8, 2011, 5:15 pm
This must have hit too close to home for spesh1L-beth. Kind of feel sad for fat middle aged h***ers.
bethharvey - March 8, 2011, 10:02 am
bethharvey - March 8, 2011, 10:01 am
you f***ing spesshhh


TAGS: lets all hope he makes it to faceplant32
Rating: 4.14/5

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Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 6:32 pm
ROR! Touche' aggy.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 6:28 pm
There's a short-bus full of droolers who might disagree with you... if they could.
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 6:21 pm
Helmets are for smart people.
Dariodee - March 30, 2010, 6:14 pm
No helmet...
Faceplant31 - March 29, 2010, 11:52 am
Thank you good sir! 5L and fav'd.


HOPE - hope, its the most beautiful thing we have. now lets just hope to god she doesn't mistaken you for a weed

TAGS: hope
Rating: 3.82/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 8, 2010, 11:28 pm
For a first timer this is excellent!
ICEMAN - May 8, 2010, 11:25 pm
Not bad at all.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 11:24 pm
nice start, take you time and you'll find your way. 4L
emsilent - May 8, 2010, 11:21 pm
im just a beginner, so please dont bash me with words too harsh for the internet.


Zihuatanejo... -

TAGS: shawshank redemption friendship hope bestmovie
Rating: 3.8/5

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chickenlittle - August 27, 2013, 9:13 am
I know I could have shortened this one a bit, but this was such a brilliant movie. Seen it so many times I know most of the lines in it. For all you Shawshank Redemption lovers like me.

BUTT DRILLING - Who To Call When Ex-Lax Just Ain't Enough

TAGS: i hope thats just the owners name
Rating: 3.57/5

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R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:49 am
There are WAY too many people gathering to watch! They must be good at what they do! :)

WAITING FOR APPROVAL - "All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope" So I guess we can only wait and wait and wait and hope That our Motifakes get approved by our benevolent Mods

TAGS: hope wait approval
Rating: 3.47/5

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JackFace - December 20, 2010, 6:48 pm
Looks like me when I was here more often.
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:26 pm
nice picture, nice text... it's so simple! just try it! ;)

THE FLAMES OF HOPE - have slowly flickered out

TAGS: flames hope out
Rating: 3.43/5

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Sho - June 18, 2012, 11:39 pm
Smooth demotivational touch there


TAGS: belle of the ball we hope thats foam on top
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sean - August 14, 2009, 11:37 pm
True story: drank a guinness last night that I think had been hiding in my fridge for over a year. Found the little guy and his bud, actually a bud lite with lime, crouching behind the vegetable "cripser". Incidentally, should be called a "musher".
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 11:06 pm
Then a great weekend will be had by all!
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 10:55 pm
Well I asked if you had been in at the Liquor Depot, agdaniele. The guy didn't know who you were, and most importantly, they had lots of beer.
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 10:34 pm
It's friday... my weekend... depending on where you live, spacedog, they may be out.
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 10:28 pm
d***. Now I gotta go on a beer run.
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 10:27 pm
d*** it. It's called a cascade. The bubbles appear to travel downwards, and the head of the beer is almost always exactly the same each time you pour it. Yummy.
agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 8:50 pm
Guinness, if poured properly, takes a great deal of time to settle. I submit to you that my appreciation for Guinness (and the impending buzz) couldn't be more appropriately... well... the devil finds work for... for... and I'm spent.
Sean - June 21, 2009, 5:52 pm
... so don't do that.


I DON'T UNDERSTAND... - After all these years, so many MotiFakers are still taking time... to make tunnels.

TAGS: wow thats an old reference hope i am not the only one who remembers
Rating: 3.4/5

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JTBear - May 13, 2010, 6:48 pm
Ahh yes... that classic show "Time Tunnel"

A PARENTS' HOPES AND DREAMS - For my sacrifices I hope and dream to live long enough for you to have to feed me mush and change my diapers!


TAGS: abandon all hope ye who press enter
Rating: 3.16/5

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Bob Chin - May 21, 2009, 8:10 am
"Enter"...It seems so inviting, yet time and again, once you hit it, you feel as if you've been given a sh** to the solar plexus that would make Chuck Norris proud.

QUEEN OF HEARTS - Position is currently held by Narutarded

TAGS: narutarded is the queen of our hearts and lets hope this one works
Rating: 3.13/5

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CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 9:57 pm
of course, my mistake narutarded. and im sorry to hear of your broken leg. this may seem like old news to you, but i have only just heard of it now. i've felt the pain of a broken limb. not very fun
Narutarded - January 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
Love the poster, CpnK, but in your last comment you misspelled "b***er knife".
drog - January 5, 2010, 8:32 pm
I don't care. As long as she touches me!
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 8:19 pm
maybe if she caught you sayin that she may actually do it, but with a butcher knife would be my guess
drog - January 5, 2010, 8:07 pm
She can "Off with my head" anyday!
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
no thanks i'd prefer to live
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:54 pm
guess you'll have to ask Jessica that
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:52 pm
is that what she's named it then?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
don't lift the skirt, you might find Alice
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:39 pm
well this one actually works then
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:38 pm


TAGS: hope that helps
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Sean - June 9, 2009, 9:41 pm
My mother always used to say this to me when I was a kid ... that's why she's in a home now ... and often heavily sedated.


TAGS: wtfo next hopefully lol palin
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WTFO - September 29, 2009, 5:10 pm
What are you talking about, zed. Are you really so blind that you don't see the complete double standard the media uses when covering conservatives and liberals? BTW, the rich (white or black) people that are liberal are celebrated by the media and idiots
Zed - September 28, 2009, 10:07 pm
Oh, for god's sake, WTFO, quit with the "those powerful, rich white people are SO OPPRESSED" BS for once.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2009, 2:54 am
No worries I'm already half asleep myself....Later Man.
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 2:52 am
Ah, hell. I've gotta crash, and just when I finally get to see ya for the first time in a raccoon's age.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2009, 2:47 am
S'up Haar?....No raping the fields and pillaging the women tonight?
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 2:45 am
King Crab.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2009, 2:41 am
Baked Alaska?
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 2:36 am
And she obviously couldn't handle the heat. Not only did she piss off the Republican powers, she quit when the money ran out in Alaska. 4 *more* years of media coaching couldn't salvage her career at this point.
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 2:33 am
And how many snafus were NOT covered? More than a few, you can bet your sweet bippy. I'm no fan of the media, but I DO have some insight regarding their operations. If she couldn't handle the heat, she shouldn't have accepted the nomination.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 2:03 am
its been a while since i've seen that avatar around. welcome back
WTFO - September 28, 2009, 2:00 am
The media US media treats Dems' families (especially children) as off limits. They went after her kids with lies and BS. Politicians character, background and policies are up for scrutiny. She was attacked more viciously than any other politician.
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 12:49 am
If you're a politician, you're a public figure. Period. The actions of you, your family, your subordinates all reflect back on you, and that's a part of the price you pay when you select politics as a career. Attacks on her? She got off easy.
WTFO2 - September 28, 2009, 12:30 am
she doesn't deserve the personal and vicious attacks against her and her family.
WTFO2 - September 28, 2009, 12:29 am
radicals surrounding the POTUS's past and present, the media picked a side and suppressed info US voters should have had at their fingertips prior to voting. Palin isn't the greatest politician but she did clean up corruption in her own party in AK, and
WTFO2 - September 28, 2009, 12:28 am
Dude, I watched it and I didn't like how she danced around it instead of going with a hard no. There was no organized attack on Obama or Biden by NBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, NY Times, etc. But they all ganged up on Palin to dig up dirt. With all the
Sean - September 27, 2009, 11:57 pm
There is always an organized attack upon any candidate for such a high office. In this case though, and FOX NEWS seems to agree with me, a knat by the name of Katie Couric was all that was really necessary. Google Palin Africa and you'll get the clip.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:47 pm
to the female base of the Dem party so she had to be destroyed. They couldn't have a conservative, pro-life woman with that much power so they organized against her. It's an interesting theory that seems to make a lot of sense.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:45 pm
is very interesting to me though. It is clear that there was an organized attack machine working against her that was greater than I'd seen in work before. I question why that is. ***k Morris (fmr Clinton advisor) offered the theory that she was a threat
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:43 pm
Good point, Sean. I haven't heard her state outright that the source was lying either and that troubles me. I don't think it's an admission but it does leave the doubt in my head as to what was actually said and how it was said. The news surrounding Palin
Sean - September 27, 2009, 11:40 pm
It would be easy to say: "I never thought Africa was a country. I knew it was a continent consisting of many separate nations, one of whom is named South Africa." But alas, no such simple, to the point denial was forthcoming.
Sean - September 27, 2009, 11:37 pm
But if you watch the clips on YouTube, some of which are from FOX, she is very cagey about this subject and dwells upon the anonymity of the source. The CNN clip found there includes her talking about "Africa the countinent vs. the country."
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:55 pm
wrong on things, I admit it. I created a poster some time back that misquoted the POTUS. I corrected my error by having Mr. M remove it because it was false. My positions are firm but I take all facts into account and am willing to correct my mistakes.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
On the topic of "Africa as a country", again this was a single source that refused to be identified and the biased media ran with it as fact. Just like they did with the falsehoods about Pres Bush's service in the Reserves. Again proven false. If I'm
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:51 pm
do not ignore truths/facts regarding either side. My positions are firmly based in lots of research and the info I have via my position in the service. I don't defend any politician's mistakes, including Bush's starting the TARP program.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:49 pm
I do my best to verify all positions through multiple sources. While I may reference one site, I've checked out my sources independently. Especially, when YouTube shows me in their own words the quotes (that's a gimmie with no additional research). I do
ILB - September 27, 2009, 3:34 pm
an argument but i checked out the site you have used for quotes on Obama and its full of them with no reference to where or when he said them. Isnt that the same as the "Africa is a country" comment by an unnamed source of the mccain camp?
ILB - September 27, 2009, 3:32 pm
Just curious, but why do you take everything said in support of your positions as absolute fact without any basis or knowledge in that fact. But no matter what anyone else says, if it is not what you believe its wrong? Not trying to insult you, or start
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:52 pm
Again, it goes back to the source of the data. This was an anonymous report from someone in McCain's camp. Was it true? We have the POTUS on camera saying it, there is no independent proof she ever said Africa was a country. True report? I don't know.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:41 pm
I've never been tired or drunk enough to think Africa was one country. Is that Palin's explanation?
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:39 pm
A valid question indeed. And the asnwer is yes.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:38 pm
As far as me trying to "re-frame" the discussion. I just want to see your position on my point on how conservatives are attacked for mistakes and liberal mistakes are ignored. Africa's a country = idiot / 58 states in the US = he's tired. Double-standard
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
did stumble over her words a few times but that hardly constitutes being dumb. Her positions were good, just not delivered well. Does that make her an idiot? I've spoken on camera before and it is tough. Can all of the Palin bashers speak on camera well?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:33 pm
Fair enough on the demand. I'm asking politely twice now. I've given my opinions of Palin and am not trying to avoid her. I just watched 10 mins of the Couric interview. She wasn't hostile but did attempt to twist Palin's words a couple of times. Palin
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:24 pm
And I didn't "demand" anthing. I asked politely but twice. Where is this "demand" stuff coming from?
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:22 pm
You are the one who insists on talking about some Potus dude, not me. Not gonna follow your re-frame. I've been talking about Palin -- a subject you can't wait to try and get away from.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:20 pm
I just want an answer the same way you demanded one from me, my friend.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:20 pm
She wasn't attacked by Couric. She was asked simple questions. Couric is not an attack dog. C'mon.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:19 pm
the intel level of someone who claims 58 states in the US. Follow the link and tell my why my POTUS can't count the number of stars on the flag, bud.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:18 pm
I see that talking point stew is on the burner eh? You don't imagine that I can't respond to each and every one of those sour little chestnuts, do you? Way to change the subject yet again.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:18 pm
McCain's people are not die-hard GOP folks. He is not a fav of the GOP, because he comprimises with the left too much. She has stated that McCain's people are "jerks" and that she was taken out of context. BTW, are you going to answer my question about
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:16 pm
I don't think she is dumb. I don't believe she's the best public speaker, nor was she properly prepared to be attacked by Couric and other media tools of the left. As I said, I think she would be a better POTUS than Obama based on her resume vs his.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:16 pm
So McCain's people (die-hard GOP folks) are possibly snakes, and, anyways, she's no dumber than many other Americans. Hey, I stand consternated. But I note that she has never denied the Africa story, and she does tend to be rather outspoken.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:14 pm
doubt while liberals are excused of tax evasion, voter fraud, a**ociation with terrorists or spending 20 yrs in a chuch spewing anti US and anti white hate speech.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:13 pm
On the bridge to nowhere. Is it dumb to change direction on something once you learn that it won't work? I've changed my mind on things once facts are presented that offer a bigger perspective. It's just amazing how conservatives get no benefit of the
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:12 pm
how anyone can grow up in the US and not know that there aren't over 57 states in our country. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:10 pm
hearsay. Did she know or not? I don't know, I wasn't in the room but there is strong evidence that McCain's people tried to throw her under the bus when things went South. Either way that report is highly suspect. I would like you to help me understand
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
I'll answer your question. I was on another topic. Here: those reports were leaked anonymously by McCain's people. It is widely reported that there was infighting among the 2 staffs. However, while the left media ran with the story, it is all still
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:07 pm
She supported the bridge to nowhere until it became over-whelmingly obvious that it was a national disgrace.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:05 pm
She is dumb. Agreed?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:04 pm
He served 3 yrs in IL Senate w/o out accomplishing anything. She reduced taxes and pork-barrel spending in AK.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:04 pm
Way to not answer my question. Way to not even try.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:01 pm
Her experience was far greater than Obama's. He spent 4 yrs in the Senate (2 campaigning for POTUS). She worked in the Exec branch of govt as Mayor and Gov. She owned a business while he was a community organizer (Like ACORN). He's a non-practicing lawyer
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:00 pm
But again, what does it take (or what do you have to lack) to get to adulthood and not know that Africa is not one country?
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:58 pm
The Dems are dumb. No one has "talking points" as consistently promulgated in anything comparable to the GOP. Right wing talk radio is a force.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
The Dems have a huge hate machine working for them: George Soros, Hollywood, MediaMatters, MSNBC, HuffingtonPost, GE, Labor unions, and on and on. You don't have to be slow moving, you just have to be in their way of progressive agendas.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
I agree with Haar. You gotta be a pretty slow moving target before the Dems 'll be able to tag ya.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:49 pm
Because she KILLED the witnesses. Wise up dude ... and for God sakes, CHANGE the subject. How 'boot then Yankees eh? They gonna make it to the superbowl this year? *whistles*
Haarakkon - September 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
Gamesmanship, not statesmanship. That the Dems could even play the card only serves to highlight her lack of a resume. That they would serves to highlight her inability to build a concensus.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:46 pm
She did fire the Wasilla Chief of Police but the only info I can find out there on it is his statements (maybe disgruntled, maybe true I don't know) or info on the hate sites. There is no credible source I can find as to what was the actually reason.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:42 pm
True, Haar. But here liberal legislature filed over 10 lawsuits against her only after she was selected by McCain for VP. It was obviously a deliberate attempt to destroy her to help Dems and Obama. Palin won all of those lawsuits.
Haarakkon - September 13, 2009, 10:38 pm
She did the same thing to the Chief of Police in Wasilla, if memory serves. And we all know full well that being cleared of a violation doesn't mean a violation did NOT occur. The Clintons were cleared in Little Rock, too.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
Here's the link: http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Report+clears+Palin+in+Alaska's+Troopergate+probe-a01611692953
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
As far as troopergate, there were 2 investigations and the second one was by an independent investigator. She was cleared of wrong-doing 1 day before the election. Funny huh? The left slanders up until the election and then sparce media coverage of truth.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:21 pm
left's agenda. They aren't looking for liberal misinformation. It is funded by the viscious haters to tear down any conservative with lies, out-of-context statements, and slander. The right has those sites too, I just don't rely on them for facts.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:19 pm
Sean, you need to find a better source of research. MM.org is according to their website a "PROGRESSIVE research and info center dedicated to comprehensively monitoring, a***yzing, and correcting conservative misinformation". Hence they work for the far
Sean - September 13, 2009, 9:05 pm
BTW the ra** kit bul*lshi*t was exactly that. And that was an unfair attack, at least as far as my research using mediamatters led me to believe.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 9:04 pm
And how does anyone reach adulthood thinking that Afica is one country? I'm sorry but we cannot blame your school system for THAT one.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 9:02 pm
She also asked McCain's people to put out a statement that her husband was not ever a member of a pro-separatist group. They tactfully and tactically declined to do so.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 9:00 pm
She is not evil, just not what the GOP needs, the views of their self-indulgent base notwithstanding.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 8:59 pm
myself. And then there was her disasterous Katie Couric interview. Have you ever in your life sounded that absurd? Neither have I. I am of course referring to the "sentence to nowhere."
Sean - September 13, 2009, 8:58 pm
It is their job to investigate the origins of a virtual unknown. And troopergate was ongoing as of that time. She was found to have violated her authority ... and she did lie about it, claiming they cleared her of all wrongdoing (I saw the footage ...
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:12 pm
The left attacked her and discredited her because she is a real threat to their female base. Having a pro-life, conservative in the Exec. branch takes away female voters so they viscerally attacked her with smears, lies and lawsuits. Nobody deserves that.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:10 pm
go to Chicago to look into Obama's background? No. Where there any attacks on Obama's children? No. Did the right file false corruption charges against Obama? No (all corruption charges against Gov Palin were found false, just politically motivated.)
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:08 pm
While I don't think she is the best choice for POTUS in 2012, she didn't deserve the attack machine of the left that came down on her. Let's put it this way, when selected for VP dozens of media outlets went to AK to dig up dirt. Did anyone other than FOX
Sean - September 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
greener pastures out of office.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 7:55 pm
She is an alienating figure. Only hardcore GOP supporters seem to have any use for her. Prop her up all you want. She costs the GOP more votes than whe will ever attract. All this stuff about attacking her family is a convenient excuse for her to seek
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:33 pm
She is far more qualified to sit in the Oval Office than its current resident. At least you aren't jumping on the bandwagon of attacking her with hateful attacks against her and her family. You do have class, my kool-aid drinking friend.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 4:05 pm
You are right Ron... I have to say it. But do you think Sarah Palin would go for Playboy?
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 6:56 am
The CIA told Pilosi see was ugly n****...go figure!
RONSART - July 3, 2009, 8:50 pm
this is also subtlely disguised SWIMSUIT edition too...lol...A collectors edition too. Palin looks sooooo...good n**** *drools like a mad dog*...republicans do have the best n**** gals...
Sean - July 3, 2009, 8:31 pm
Please tell me that that is the subtlely disguised SWIMSUIT edition ... please RON ... lie to me if you have to.
RONSART - July 3, 2009, 8:13 pm
Go Cubby!!!! That,s our Cubby...alway trying to help...lol
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 3, 2009, 8:10 pm
Why can't a vote 0 lions? f***ing d***it.
Borp - July 3, 2009, 6:37 pm
How could she possibly f*** things up worse than 0bama?
agdaniele - July 3, 2009, 6:29 pm
We may need a republican by 2012... but if this is what they toss in the ring, they're screwed.
NiteStryker - July 3, 2009, 6:09 pm
you know shes coming back in 2012 unfortunatly.

YEP. IT'S TIME, - to tap into the federal reserves of Morgan Freeman

GENERALIZATIONS - All of them are bad

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Derek - January 13, 2010, 2:13 am
All true generalisations good. Very good :})

FAILURE - The only thing worse then abject failure is abject failure at the the hands of those who have succeeded


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